Sunday, June 18, 2006

Breakthrough Weight Loss Strategy

Okay, this is my last resort. Here is my weight loss strategy.
Public Humiliation :-) I cant call it a breakthrough yet, but you know how I love to exaggerate, more than that how optimistic I get when I start to try one of these weight loss thingamigy

I have tried gym, I have tried motivation, I have tried self-depreciation, I have tried over-eating( with the hopes that I might get fed up eventually ;-), and I have had many people actively motivating me, 100$ bets, one good friend even dragged me to walmart to get a weighing machine with hopes that constant weighing might make a difference, but as usual, I came out in flying colors, I am unshakeable ;-) so focused on my mission to remain my beautiful self, so proud in having big curves, so loving inactivity, so full of me :-)

But a part of me wanted to do this just for the heck of it. I just want to know if I can stick to something for more than 5 days, I just want to know how the heck I would look slim.

So I have decided to publish my daily statistics, food and activities in this blog. I know you might think who cares. If not anyone I care, atleast thats my theory for now. Here's how the strategy goes...Day after day if I publish my shameful statistics in public, something might happen and I might actually start giving it a damm( my original choice of word was the end product of our digestive system ;-) about this and be mindful of my wish. Also, I hope to make history ;-) too. Coool, I just attained a momentary high just thinking about it.

So all I request to people who read this blog(I am willing to accept that there might be no readers, yet:-), please feel free to comment on my progress however you choose too. But I reserve to reply in kind ;-).

I promise, I will track for atleast 60 days before I loose interest.[ I can hear my husband saying, just wait until your project work increases ). For the people who know me, thats a LOT of time, equivalent to 1000 light year for me.

For the people who are shocked at the picture I chose, kindly remember my strategy name, PH and hence the picture. Kindly keep a leash on your imagination, it aint going to happen ;-)

So here we go.

Mission Impossible : Weight Loss
Mission Strategy : Public Humiliation,
Test Subject : Aruna Jayaraman

Mission Statistics
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Day 01 , 19-Jun-06 - ;-)
Day 02 , 20-Jun-06 - ;-)
Day 03 , 21-Jun-06 - 212.2
Day 04 , 22-Jun-06 -
Day 05 , 23-Jun-06 -
Day 06 , 24-Jun-06 -
Day 07 , 25-Jun-06 -
Day 08 , 26-Jun-06 -
Day 09 , 27-Jun-06 -
Day 10 , 28-Jun-06 -
[I dont think I will get past this date, but who knows, as the kid in "Angels in the Outfield" says "It could happen". ]

07/15/2006 : Bottom line - I dont care..Didnt follow it even for a day :-)

3 Comments:

At 11:00 PM , Blogger Raj said...

Well, I am all game... I can motivate you to loose some weight.. sometimes I think putting on weight is soooo goddamn difficult that I envy fat people... I know you share the same kind of admiration for lean people... I realized one thing, how you look at and understand yourself is what matters most... People dont hate you because you are overweight... and people dont like me because I am thin... What matters more is the warmth, love, friendship and above all the grey matter inside one's head... I admire you so much for your brains... Maybe you should take count on how many people admire you rather than how many people find your overweight...
Full senti senti.. :-)

 
At 4:54 PM , Blogger Kavitha and Hari said...

All the best.

 
At 7:57 PM , Blogger Aruna Jayaraman said...

Raj, I think you might have got me a little wrong here.. I am totally fine with who I am..and that is the very reason I dont care much about this...Thanks for admiring me...good to know that someone does :-) May the more i read your COW blog, the more it cracks me up :-) ha ha

 

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